13. Aïe …
14. Oh oui ! Ce gars est un gagnant.
15. Le moment où vous êtes malchanceux, mais toujours super chanceux :
16. «La prochaine fois, je vais faire du shopping avec lui…»

I slipped the note under the pizza box so fast I thought my mother-in-law would see it: ‘Please help me. Don’t leave.’ When the delivery driver looked up and heard her snap, ‘She doesn’t need a phone, she needs discipline,’ his face changed.
“I slipped the note under the pizza box so fast I thought my mother-in-law would catch me: ‘Please help me. Don’t leave.’ When the…