“I WANT THE FAT ONE.” HE SAID IT IN A SALOON FULL OF LAUGHTER… AND STARTED A WAR THAT SHOOK COLORADO

“Silas,” someone called, amused. “What in hell are you doin’?”

“What I gotta,” Silas said. “Banks crawlin’ up my backside. Need me a fair price. Ain’t no use pretendin’ these girls don’t need husbands anyhow.”